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 Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 6:00 am Post subject: If Hillary is elected... |
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 If Hillary is elected...
Should the American people be foolish enough to elect Hillary Clinton to the presidency in 2008, the following events will surely ensure:
Category: Commentary
Should the American people be foolish enough to elect Hillary Clinton to the presidency in 2008, the following events will surely ensure: The 44th president of the United States will take the Oath of Office at the UN. She will place her left hand on the Koran, while swearing (in Spanish) at the U.S. Constitution, free markets, and Republicans. Presidential Inaugural Balls will be held in Moscow, Paris, Havana, San Francisco, and other venues with large populations of known anti-American leftists, feminists, atheists, and other anarchists.Burning the American flag will no longer be a crime, unless Al Gore decides that the smoke from smoldering flags causes global warming.Bill Clinton will be pardoned for all crimes past and future, excepting sexual infidelity missteps that will surely take place in the Oval Office and adjoining rooms.Marriage will be redefined as a union between two or more consenting men, women, animals, insects, and plants, or any combination thereof.Government-paid day care will be an inalienable right of American women, rooted somewhere in an undisclosed location in the privacy bowels of the U.S. Constitution.
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